Paging Dr. Neufeld

Doogie Howser ain't got nothing on me.

My First Invention

Edible wrapping paper. Genius, I know.

Frozen, With Salt

Birthday margaritas for Nana Laurie have become an annual tradition. Or so I'm told.

Sharp as a Pistol

Grandpa Ted is going to teach me how to do the Bristol Stomp.

The Falcon and the Snowman

Aunt Jaime shows me how to wear hats.

In-vest-ed

Alternate titles:
1) Vest-ed Interest
2) The Best Vest Baby
3) Private In-vest-igator

Breaking News!

All I want for Christmas is my two bottom teeth.

Mmm... These Mussels Are Delicious

I need a little extra bread to sop up the juice.

Scooter's Nuts

I don't look that ridiculous when I sleep.

Explaining the Whoozit to Mama and Papa

This green thing feels great on your gums.
And this red thing allows for a firm grip.
The orange thing is anyone's guess.

Flexible, Part 2

Papa says, "Seriously, boy. You're killing me."

Baby Stand Up

A baby walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
And papa says, "BUGADA BUGADA BUGADA BUGADA!!!"

...

Oof. Tough crowd. That kills at home.

Nanas are Delicious

Happy 60th Birthday, Nana Laurie!
Next year, I'll give you a kiss.
This year, you'll have to settle for a knuckle nibble.

A Dozen Each at B&G Oyster

Nothing beats an Island Creek oyster from Duxbury, however the Sabavis from Washington were a pleasant surprise.

To All The Girls I've Bjorned Before

Who've traveled in and out my door.
I'm glad they came along. I dedicate this song.
To all the girls I've bjorned before.

My First "Solid" Food

If by "solid" you mean "liquid".
And if by "food" you mean "rice cereal".
Papa, gimme a steak!

Red Carpet Attire

Hat courtesy of Kristy Lynch.
Dinosaurs on loan from the Finn McVeigh collection.

Happy Hannukah!

I got lots of presents from my family, including this card from Auntie Erica, which turned out to be delicious!

Am I Bugging You? I Don't Mean to Bug You.

OK papa, play the blues.

Naptime with Jane

Even the cats like to nap with Jane.

Me and REM Dawg

Kicking back and enjoying the post-season.

Bath Time!

You staring at my junk?

Flexible

Papa says, "Enjoy it while it lasts."

Oh Hi!

Papa and I were just discussing who is taller.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Sup Z? Let's ditch the 'rents and chill at the park.

Cambridge 1 with Auntie Erica

Distracted by the widescreen. Turns out I like football in high-def.

Live Blogging from Town Diner

I recommend the sesame book. It's delicious.

My Favorite Pair of Pants

My mama knit me these pants.
She says they make me look like Mikhail Baryshnikov.

I Stokke It

I stokke it to the east.
I stokke it to the west
I stokke it to the woman that I love the best
(Thanks for the Stokke high-chair grandpa!)

My First Thanksgiving

Why are my parents feeding me so much turkey?

New Ginza with Grandparents

So yummy... so full...

The Brunch Bunch

My dad said the brunch was "egg-strata-ordinary."
My mom said "ugh."
I said "I don't get it."

Groovy Groomy

Look at that handsome groom. I just want to eat him up!

Caught In the Act

Even the baskets at Hi-Rise are delicious.

My Girl in Providence

Went down to Providence this past weekend for my mom's friend's baby shower. I met a cute girl. We hung out. She's going to friend me on MySpace.

Lazy Lion

You wouldn't believe what these lions are up to.

I'm Flying!

My Dad Bought Me a Laptop!

Yup. It's true. Perhaps you've heard of the One Laptop Per Child movement spearheaded by Nicholas Negroponte of the MIT Media Lab right here in my hometown of Cambridge. Well, now's your chance to get one of these super-cool laptops and donate to a worthy cause. Between now and November 26 they're running a Give One Get One program. Donate $399 and a child in a developing country will receive one of these laptops for free, plus you'll receive one of your own. Thanks dad! I can't wait to haxor the Internets.

Live Action Shot of Friday's Post

I want to smell him and take a bite out of his chin.

My Mom Draws Me a Picture

This is a picture my mom drew for me when she was at work and missed me. It's entitled "I want to smell him and take a bite out of his chin."

Mmmmm....

That boy looks delicious.

My First Election

Doing my civic duty. (Pun intended)

Bjorning with Grandma Barbara

Grandma Barbara babysat for me on Saturday night while my parents said goodbye to their friend Steph. I was kind of cranky. Sorry grandma. I just don't want Steph to go.

Showing Off for Nana Laurie

This is how I march and cheer. Go team!