Paging Dr. Neufeld

Doogie Howser ain't got nothing on me.

My First Invention

Edible wrapping paper. Genius, I know.

Frozen, With Salt

Birthday margaritas for Nana Laurie have become an annual tradition. Or so I'm told.

Sharp as a Pistol

Grandpa Ted is going to teach me how to do the Bristol Stomp.

The Falcon and the Snowman

Aunt Jaime shows me how to wear hats.

In-vest-ed

Alternate titles:
1) Vest-ed Interest
2) The Best Vest Baby
3) Private In-vest-igator

Breaking News!

All I want for Christmas is my two bottom teeth.

Mmm... These Mussels Are Delicious

I need a little extra bread to sop up the juice.

Scooter's Nuts

I don't look that ridiculous when I sleep.

Explaining the Whoozit to Mama and Papa

This green thing feels great on your gums.
And this red thing allows for a firm grip.
The orange thing is anyone's guess.

Flexible, Part 2

Papa says, "Seriously, boy. You're killing me."

Baby Stand Up

A baby walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
And papa says, "BUGADA BUGADA BUGADA BUGADA!!!"

...

Oof. Tough crowd. That kills at home.

Nanas are Delicious

Happy 60th Birthday, Nana Laurie!
Next year, I'll give you a kiss.
This year, you'll have to settle for a knuckle nibble.

A Dozen Each at B&G Oyster

Nothing beats an Island Creek oyster from Duxbury, however the Sabavis from Washington were a pleasant surprise.

To All The Girls I've Bjorned Before

Who've traveled in and out my door.
I'm glad they came along. I dedicate this song.
To all the girls I've bjorned before.

My First "Solid" Food

If by "solid" you mean "liquid".
And if by "food" you mean "rice cereal".
Papa, gimme a steak!

Red Carpet Attire

Hat courtesy of Kristy Lynch.
Dinosaurs on loan from the Finn McVeigh collection.

Happy Hannukah!

I got lots of presents from my family, including this card from Auntie Erica, which turned out to be delicious!

Am I Bugging You? I Don't Mean to Bug You.

OK papa, play the blues.

Naptime with Jane

Even the cats like to nap with Jane.

Me and REM Dawg

Kicking back and enjoying the post-season.

Bath Time!

You staring at my junk?

Flexible

Papa says, "Enjoy it while it lasts."