Hello Wheel

I shall spin you.


And create static electricity.

Driven to Read

And eat puzzle pieces.

Mama Keeps Getting Funnier

Good thing I can pee in my pants.

Check and Mate

(b)Rook(s) to king's bishop four.

Take Me Out

Seriously, take me out of the ballpark. It's way too loud in there.

MTV Cribs

Kickin' it with my giant duck homey.

Pantsless Joe Jackson

Mommy fish loves her fry.

Get Clem

Can't quite figure out this invisible force field you call "glass".

Oh, I Need a Haircut?!?

You need a haircut mama! Raaaa!!!!

The Littlest Gardener

All great gardeners taste their soil for freshness (or so I would have you believe).

Alternate text (which mama disapproves of): I soiled myself.

Hanging With Ben and Steph in DC

Enjoying my first taste of Ethiopian food.

First Mother's Day

Breakfast in bed followed by Mo Willems pigeon T-shirts.

Editor's Note: Not our bedroom. We're in a hotel outside of DC.

American Idol

I'm not worthy of the mortarboard!

Toast at the Town Diner

Finally starting to get some service here.

Monkey Is My Copilot

First flight! I did great.

Town Diner-O's

Live blogging from Town Diner-O.

Swinging with Auntie Erica

Push me higher mama. Higher!

Center of Attention

Entertain me!

Ball Pit

Mama brings Chuck-E-Cheese into our living room.

Double Band-Aid

F*%@ing nurse couldn't hit a vein if she were a junkie shooting smack.

One Small Step for Boy

Will walk for frozen mini bagels.

MROW!!!

I want to be on the blog too!

Tooth Brushing

My favorite part of our bedtime routine.