Is That A Monkey In Your Pants?

Or are you just happy to see me?

Tongue in Cheek

And tongue in groove.

72 Mattresses

It's like I've died and gone to heaven.

More Training

She makes it look effortless.

Training

Luckily I have a good coach with tons of experience.

Knock Knock

Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus Tro Phobic!

(Mommy must really love me.)

Train Table

Do they make full-size ones?

Funny Sleep #3

Sleeping bag next to my bed.

Funny Sleep #2

Foot of the bed.

Funny Sleep #1

Wicker basket.

Raising The Roof

Correction: Razing the roof.

Boy's In The Hood

Oops, I did it again.

Mommy Sure Knows How To Read A Story

Us kids and all the grown-ups can't get enough.

Patrick Sure Knows How To Read A Story

Us kids can't get enough.

Stragglers

Nice full house new years morning.

Pushing Tin

And making a din.

Anyone Hungry?

I'm the meat in a Jessica sandwich.

Town Diner 2: The Pancaking

Return to Town Diner.

Clean-Up Crew

Jim and I are on it.

What Happened Last Night?

Even I can't make this much of a mess.

Cutting A Rug

Hope nobody saw me.