iPhones For Everyone

We need to buy Apple stock.

Tea For Two

Now we need finger sandwiches.

Northeast N-Trak

That's a 9 mm rail with train ratios ranging from 1:148 to 1:160.

Opening Ceremonies

Gonna need a lot more fireworks to top China.

Shaving Stuff

We should blog about this.

Ring-Tailed Lemur

Come home with me and meet ring-tailed Clem.

Will Bag For 5% Discount

The only way to get out of Whole Foods with your shirt.

Television

It's... just... so... hyp...

What's Better Than A Thomas Whistle?

One that also blows bubbles!

Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw!

I'm calling my gang.

A Matter Of Inches

I'd say that's about 2 in 6 months

Step 4

Ice Cream.

Step 3

Present.

Step 2

Build.

Step 1

Design.

We're Surfing For "Corn"

(Note from parents: please do not correct them.)

Maestro Says, "All Aboard!"

I'm the conductor.

Today's Special: Plastic Food

Don't worry. It's recyclable.

Sir Mix-A-Lot

I like big beaters and I can not lie


You other mothers can't deny


When a girl walks by and offers you a taste, put that round thing in your face


Baby's got snacks.

Sunday New York Times

Martin Nisenholtz says we should be doing this on iPads. (Hint hint)